Museum of My Ex-Boyfriends
You didn’t just date them. You survived them.
40 relationship specimens, catalogued and framed.
LAUGH.
HEAL.
COLOR IT REAL.
Adult coloring books about exes, burnout, trauma, apex predators and being neurodivergent. Real science. Real snark.
THE WHOLE SHELF
Apex Always
Because in nature, she’s always been apex.
Real animal science about females who run things.
Healing is Hard AF
Some wounds don’t show. But they shape everything.
Childhood trauma, without the empty positivity.
AuDHDventures
Born Distracted. Live Curiously. Die Legendary.
A four-act hero’s journey for the neurodivergent.
Stress Stinks
Your body keeps the receipts.
What chronic stress actually does, drawn funny.
Gift one.
Keep one.
They all ship from Amazon, so they land fast when you forgot a birthday.
Shop the shelf
WHY THESE EXIST
I make adult coloring books for people who are tired of being told to “just breathe.” If you want your coloring time to come with a little bite (sharp humor, real talk, and art that doesn’t take itself too seriously), you’re in the right place.
I build every book to actually last. Most run well over 150 pages, so you’re not paying full price for something you finish in an afternoon. Whether you’re processing a bad ex, laughing through burnout, or you just want something genuinely funny to color while you decompress, there’s a page in here with your name on it.
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